Read it out till the end b’coz It’s Hillarious, the best thing I ever posted on my blog under Jokes….

Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.

Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, “I warned you to be careful! Now we’ll have to
apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.”

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.

A warm voice said, “Come on in.” When they opened the door they saw the
damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken
antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, “Are you the people that broke my window?”

“Uh…yeah, sir. We’re sure sorry about that,” the husband replied.

“Oh,no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I’m a g
enie, and I’ve been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now
that you’ve released me, I’m allowed to grant three wishes. I’ll Give
you each one wish, but if you don’t mind, I’ll keep the last one for
myself.”

“Wow, that’s great!” the husband said. He pondered a
moment and blurted out, “I’d like a million dollars a year for! the
rest of my life.”

“No problem,” said the genie. “You’ve got it, it’s the least I can do. And I’ll guarantee you a long, healthy life!”

“And now you, young lady, what do you want?” the genie asked. “I’d like to
own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the
world,” she said.
“Consider it done,” the genie said. “And your homes will always be safe from fire,burglary and natural disasters!”

“And now,” the couple asked in unison, “what’s your wish, genie?”

” Well, since I’ve been trapped in that bottle and haven’t been with a
woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your
wife.”

The husband looked at his wife and said, “Gee, honey, you
know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you
think?”

She thought it over for a few moments and said, “You
know, you’re right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn’t
mind, but what about you, honey?”

“You know I love you sweetheart,” said the husband.

“I’d do the same for you!” So the genie and the woman went upstairs where
they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was
insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie
rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, “How old are
you and your husband?”

“Why, we’re both 35,” she responded breathlessly.

“Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you
still believe in genies?”

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