• The only thing lazy people do fast is get tired.
  • Alcohol: The anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
  • A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad; an optimist hopes they are.
  • If you don’t want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won’t have to work.
  • A narrow mind has a broad tongue.
  • Two very rich people got divorced, and their lawyers lived happily ever after.
  • An optimist laughs to forget… A pessimist forgets to laugh.
  • To escape criticism – do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
  • No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.
  • Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don’t need it; if you are sick, you shouldn’t take it.
  • The most welcome person is the one who knows when to go.
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