A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I’m afraid he died last week.” she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
“I told you” the wife replies, “he died last week.”
The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his
boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
“I’VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO
YOU KEEP CALLING?”
“Coz . . .” he replied laughing, “I just love hearing it. . . .”
The Burnt Ears
One day a man was going on the street. He met a man who asked him what had
happened to his ears as both ears covered with bandages.
He said: “I was ironing my clothes when the phone bell rang. Instead of
picking up the phone, i pick up the iron, so i burnt my ear.”
The man asked “So what happened to your other ear?”
He said “That same stupid guy called again”