• Life is a series of collisions with the future.
• A friend in need always finds your new phone number.
• Some people think they are generous because they give away free advice.
• Sometimes I need what only you can provide – Your absence
• A family consists of a husband who gets an idea, the kids who say it can’t be done, and the wife who does it.
• The man who follows other people’s advice always ends up making other people’s mistakes.
• Never tell your problems to anyone… 20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
• Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn’t be any fun living in it, or profit.
• Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.
• When I release the guilt of the past and the worries of the future, I am joyful in the present.
• A compliment is a statement of an agreeable truth; flattery is the statement of an agreeable untruth

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