Men
*Drive to the bank, park, go to the cash dispenser
*Insert card
*Dial code and desired amount
*Take the cash, the card and the slip

Women
*Drive to the bank
*Engine stalled
*Check make-up in the mirror
*Apply perfume
*Manually check haircut
*Park the car – failure
*Park the car – failure
*Park the car – success
*Search for the card in the handbag
*Insert card, rejected by the machine
*Throw phonecard back in handbag
*Look for bank card
*Insert card
*Look for the chit (where secret code written) in handbag
*Enter code
*Study instructions for 2 minutes
*#Cancel#
*Re-enter code
*#Cancel#
*Call friend/husband to get correct code
*Enter huge amount
*#Error#
*Enter large amount
*#Error#
*Enter smaller amount
*Cross fingers
*Take cash
*Go back to the car
*Check make up in rear mirror
*Look for keys in handbag
*Start car
*Drive 50 meters
*STOP
*Drive back to bank machine
*Get out of the car
*Take card and ticket back from machine
*Go back to the car
*Throw card on passenger seat
*Throw slip on the floor
*Check make up in rear mirror
*Manually check haircut
*Go into roundabout – wrong way
*BRAKE!!
*Go into roundabout – right way
*Drive 5 kilometers
*Remove hand brake
*Stop at mall
*Spend money
*Go back to step 1

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