From Art Linkletter’s A Child’s Garden of Misinformation:
=>A perennial is a flower that continues to live after it dies.
=>Eggplants are where baby chicks think they came from.
=>A prune is a plum that didn’t take care of itself.
=>Seaweeds is something you don’t want your neighbors to do when they look in your garden.
=>If you eat a toadstool and don’t die, it’s a mushroom.
-Published by Bernard Geis Associates, Taken from Reader’s Digest September 2000,