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President Musharraf Has Been Arrested …

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How to light a Cigarette?

Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don’t have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

Answer 1: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER……..using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette

Answer 2: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

Answer 3:  Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop…(TIP - TIP)
“TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee…Uss aag se hamne cigarette jalayee”.

Answer 4: Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & “jalney lagegi”

Geo - Watch and Listen Online

30,000 Visits

 

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Finally I got the bench mark like other bloggers !!

Go Away Benazir Bhutto!!

I AM SORRY ABOUT MY WORDS …

 

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We Love Our People Not You !

Let us Live !

You are not like your father and don’t even try to be !

Majority still hate you.

Just Go Away !

Go Away Benazir Bhutto !!

 

(it’s a public comment not to be taken seriously and political)

 

 

Media or Absurd Mediated Source!

Media got all the freedom to say and express their views but their should be certain filters ot some thing like that to avoid the fake reports under recent headlines. What they wanna show? or they dont have anything to show, and are just selling online ads by attracting the hits just by false and non-reality based sentences under their current headlines. We should condemn this thing esp: the international media is targeting Pakistan and Pakistani’s for their own profits.

Read out this New Report by Newsweek: Where the Jihaad Lives Now : Totally Absurd Story goes wrong in the middle.

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Listing Pakistan

Today i receive a mail listing and comparing varios countries, but my eyes stopped for my country. I found Pakistan in two lists. Countries with Most births Per Year ( although we already know Pakistan will somehow will be present there ! ), Top 10 Nations with Largest Workforce.

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But we should expect good to get the best. I want to see my country in this list. But this is what everyone wants but no want to start and act..except the ,  working groups.

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But not only me but every Pakistani should not want to see his country in this list..

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Sidney Sheldon’s Bloodline

22nd of July 2007

Today I didn’t slept because I was reading Sidney Sheldon’s bloodline. It comprises of two books I & II but I got them as one. It was my first novel from Sidney’s collection. No body recommended but a classmate of mine chose him to as to spend vacations with his novels. She mentioned me several times but I wasn’t interested to get one of his. But day before yesterday I decided to read one that she had started recently.

First impression is the lat impression proved wrong here. As I opened the book I got a glimpse of this.

 

The physician will carefully prepare a mixture of crocodiles’ dung, lizard flesh, bat’s blodd and camels’ spit…

………from a papyrus listing 811, prescription used by Egyptian 1550BC.

 

Egypt and his ancient civilization has always impressed me, so as this book will certainly have something for me and at the end of 3rd chapter I found myself in realm of suspense Mr. Sheldon was popular for. Story progressed, characters profiled in detail; their sexual lives were extraordinarily scribbled by the writer that may think a reader as he is watching a movie instead of reading a novel. Suspense and feelings of love and lust for money was quite rich in middle and late middle part of story but as soon as this get over these all vanished to end up as ending was done by an amateur. However, I don’t know about his other written pieces but he is a writer to be read by the people who want to change their tactics either with the colleagues or people with fake faces.

PLAGI (plagiarism) - A new disease

Plagiarism is recently observed to be a most dangerous and wide spread disease to affect the talented people because it masks the creativity and weakens the ability to reckon one’s hidden creativity. It also stimulates the guilt by providing the shortcut ideas towards achieving the tasks in much less time and hardly any serious mind usage and input in fact the completed work seems original even one may face a tough time to guess about its originality.

Plagiarism is still far enough to be detected but necessity is the mother of invention so as and here internet comes to the rescue but to some extent as there are some tools and websites available online which may detect copying in small scale.

Round the globe this disease has not only been noticed but even the special bodies are working against it to find out the affected people as well as their works being recognized as original by implementing certain measures. Those young writers who are affected by it and wants to get rid of this then they are all strictly avoided to think over its merits instead concentrate on your reading habits and to notice the composition as well try to guess about the feelings and consequences writer felt and implemented on his written piece of work by using selective words but i can bet on it that still there would be someone who wont be able to write good so it is better to opt for another field as every one is not a writer.

When one fetch information about plagiarism through search engines most of the results will be forwarding towards plagiarism done by the students of colleges and universities and ways to detect it but regarding Pakistan, plagiarism is thought to be a new term as being a student of Sindh university i personally observes the positive reaction by the teachers who prefer printed net-copied(plagiarized) material over the text submitted by researching and consulting half a dozen books.

I still remember my first introduction to this disease when i used to read Urdu monthly magazines. once in a popular child magazine i saw an apology note for a poem plagiarized by the writer nipped by the daughter of original writer by referring cuttings of the original book and seminar pamphlet resulting in black listing the culprit for two years.

Writer thinks for every aspect while writing a piece in such scenario i got stuck on a point that what would be the translation of plagiarism in Urdu then my friend who is an amateur writer, told me. “Plagiarism can be translated as “Adab Ki Chouri” which is quite fine to make a concept in those minds who are totally unaware of it.”