Mobilink’s Ladies First

Muna: Salam
Ladoo :Wsalam
Muna: what’s up?
Ladoo :nothing!!
Muna: kahan hey yar itne dino se?
Ladoo :kahin nai yahin hen apki badshahat men
Muna: aur suna tumhara djuice kesa chal raha he
Ladoo :sahi he
Muna: bus sahi he are pehle tou buhat tarifen ker rahe they tum
Ladoo :tou yar kya aik hi chez to humesha k lie nai hoti na
Muna: han yeh bhi sai he lekin djuice se bhi achi koi chez a gaye he kya?
han na
Muna: Ufone ki bat to nai ker rahe ho?
Ladoo :han is ne bhi sms k rates buhat kam ker diye hen saath sath buhat ache packages diye hen lekin me Ufone ki bat nai ker raha!
Muna: to phir?
Ladoo :me to mobilink ki bat ker raha hun
Muna: are us k to rates vahi he abhi tak
Ladoo :lekin tum ne shayad us ka naya add dekha nai he
Muna: han shayad
Ladoo :kya zabardast chez nikali he unhon ne
Muna: kya
Ladoo :ab tum sub kuch hot and in stuff is se malum ker sakte hou chahe fashion ho ya aur kuch
Muna: lekin
Ladoo :han han me janta hun k us me per sms 2 plus tax he
Muna: lekin
Ladoo :han han muje malum he k ye service djuice me bhi he
Muna: lekin
Ladoo :are han yar muje malum he k us me star of the month bhi he
Muna: lekin
Ladoo :han han muje malum he k muje call kerne k lie phir warid ya telenor lagani paregi
Muna: lekin
Ladoo :kya lekin lekin ker raha he yar ? seedha seedha bol na k tere pas nai he
Muna: nai yar lekin ladooo vo to sirf ladies k lie he us pe likha hota he Mobilink offers Ladies First!!
Ladoo :oh no yar tumhe pehle batana tha na
Muna: tum sun kab rahe they !!???

Muna aur Ladoo

Muna: Kya hal he, mere ladoo?

Ladoo: me bikul thekh tum sunao, 6 ft ke mune !

Muna:abey kya sunaon balance nai hey yar

Ladoo:tou kis ne kaha k Jazz aur sunao me he atke raho

Muna:kia matlab?

Ladoo:mera matbal ….yani matlab he k ab to dekho kitni telecom companies a gaye hen Warid, Telenor,
PakTel,….in men se koi kyo nai lelete!

Muna:me kya pagal hun k mobilink ki 6 ki call afford karun, mere pas yeh sub hen warid, telenor, djuice jub kisi se warid ke number bat kerni hoti he to warid ki lie laga leta hun jun mobilink wale se kerni hoti hey tou mobilink telenor to telenor aur tum kya samjhte hou yeh sari lines sirf tumhare pas hen ?

Ladoo:nai mene yah kab kaha?

Muna:bulqay tum ne dJuice ka nam tou lya hi nai, mere pas vo bhi hey bhi kisi ko sms kerna hota he to me fat se djuice laga leta hun pata hey us me sms kitne ka hey ?

Ladoo:kitne ka?

Muna:sirf 23 pese ka !

Ladoo:vaqai?

Muna:g han!

Ladoo:yar to tune pehle kyo nai bataya?

Muna:kese batata djuice me pese khatam hogaye hen, 23 pese tak nai hen!

Ladoo:tou yar kisi aur line se kerdeta !

Muna:abey pagal hey kya! vo tou sirf call k liye he…..