President Musharraf Has Been Arrested …
November 27, 2007

How to light a Cigarette?
November 12, 2007
Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don’t have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
Answer 1: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER……..using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette
Answer 2: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
Answer 3: Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop…(TIP – TIP)
“TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee…Uss aag se hamne cigarette jalayee”.
Answer 4: Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & “jalney lagegi”
