Existence of a Genius

No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness. : Aristotle

Indian ‘Saas-Bahu’ Serials Depress Pakistani Women

It is human tendency that when you watch someone glamorous and quite content with life, you suddenly develop an urge to be one of him or her and ultimately you end up with frustration if nothing materializes out of the effort.

It’s very true b’coz in this part of world women (mojority) don’t dress-up by using their sense of thinking, they just go after the glittering stuff on I should say the in thing. Plus, I like to add the sentence of a designer ( I heard yesterday on Aaj tv) I dont know his name but he was trying to change the minds of today’s girl by a simple sentence

Go back to those semi-traditional Shalwar Qameez, coz it is very challenging for the designers to cop-up the perfect thing for a girl. Indeed one can herself try anything, b’coz its very intresting to look when the everything get into flow, their hairs, earrings, shoes and more or less their way of handling it all.

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Ramadan Mubarak

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President Vs President

Bin Laden died of typoid in Pakistan-edited

Some minutes back my mom told me the news about Ossama that he has died ‘coz of typoid in Pakistan, I responded with a confused smile (just because I take him as the only person who is able to with stand and oppose against the so called U.S.). Well, few mins later when I was checking the link of Pakistan in New York Times Online Edition, I got the actual news, which I would like to share with you all. Go and check it out this link and tell me how much you believe in it. Although U.S can’t confirm Ossama’s Death.

Link can be accessed here, Click Me.

Edited – What PostChronicle is saying!

Do you know me ?

To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it’ll make her fat. “I won’t do it any more, Mom,” says the daughter.

Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. “If I bite my fingernails, I’ll be as fat as that, won’t I Mom?” “You’ll be fatter than that,” says her mother.

They get on a bus, and sitting opposite them is a very pregnant lady. The little girl can’t take her eyes off the woman’s belly.

The pregnant lady feels increasingly uncomfortable under this stare, and finally leans forward and says to the little girl, “Excuse me, but do you know me?”

And the little girl says, “No, but I know what you’ve been doing…”

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He who has health has hope; and he who has hope, has everything. : Arab

Men are just like a Dog

1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both are threatened by their own kind.
4. Both like to chew wood.
5. Both mark their territory.
6. Both are bad at asking you questions.
7. Neither tells you what’s bothering them.
8. Both tend to smell riper with age.
9. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
10. Neither does any dishes.
11. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
12. Both like dominance games.
13. Both are suspicious of the postman.
14. Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
15. Neither understands what you see in cats.

Quote of the Day

Happiness is like a sunbeam, which the least shadow intercepts, while adversity is often as the rain of spring. : Chinese

Genie !!!

Read it out till the end b’coz It’s Hillarious, the best thing I ever posted on my blog under Jokes….

Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.

Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, “I warned you to be careful! Now we’ll have to
apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.”

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.

A warm voice said, “Come on in.” When they opened the door they saw the
damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken
antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, “Are you the people that broke my window?”

“Uh…yeah, sir. We’re sure sorry about that,” the husband replied.

“Oh,no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I’m a g
enie, and I’ve been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now
that you’ve released me, I’m allowed to grant three wishes. I’ll Give
you each one wish, but if you don’t mind, I’ll keep the last one for
myself.”

“Wow, that’s great!” the husband said. He pondered a
moment and blurted out, “I’d like a million dollars a year for! the
rest of my life.”

“No problem,” said the genie. “You’ve got it, it’s the least I can do. And I’ll guarantee you a long, healthy life!”

“And now you, young lady, what do you want?” the genie asked. “I’d like to
own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the
world,” she said.
“Consider it done,” the genie said. “And your homes will always be safe from fire,burglary and natural disasters!”

“And now,” the couple asked in unison, “what’s your wish, genie?”

” Well, since I’ve been trapped in that bottle and haven’t been with a
woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your
wife.”

The husband looked at his wife and said, “Gee, honey, you
know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you
think?”

She thought it over for a few moments and said, “You
know, you’re right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn’t
mind, but what about you, honey?”

“You know I love you sweetheart,” said the husband.

“I’d do the same for you!” So the genie and the woman went upstairs where
they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was
insatiable.
After about three hours of non-stop fun, the genie
rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, “How old are
you and your husband?”

“Why, we’re both 35,” she responded breathlessly.

“Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you
still believe in genies?”

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