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Ahmed Nejad – the new blogger

Ladies and Gentlemen we have a new blogger in the house. Check out the newly started blog by Ahamdinejad, President of the Islamic republic of
Iran.

http://www.ahmadinejad.ir/

TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG.

A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog. When the dog is about to bite the woman, the man intervenes and kicks the dog. A reporter was seeing all this.

He said “That was great. I’ll definitely publish this in newspaper. Tomorrow the headline will be ‘LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG’.”

The man replied “Thank you, but I’m not from here. I am from US”.

Reporter ” OK. Then the headline will be US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A DOG”. Man: Actually,I live in US but I’m not a US citizen. I’m a Pakistani national”.Next day, the headline in the paper read …

TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG.

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Mobilink’s Ladies First

Muna: Salam
Ladoo :Wsalam
Muna: what’s up?
Ladoo :nothing!!
Muna: kahan hey yar itne dino se?
Ladoo :kahin nai yahin hen apki badshahat men
Muna: aur suna tumhara djuice kesa chal raha he
Ladoo :sahi he
Muna: bus sahi he are pehle tou buhat tarifen ker rahe they tum
Ladoo :tou yar kya aik hi chez to humesha k lie nai hoti na
Muna: han yeh bhi sai he lekin djuice se bhi achi koi chez a gaye he kya?
han na
Muna: Ufone ki bat to nai ker rahe ho?
Ladoo :han is ne bhi sms k rates buhat kam ker diye hen saath sath buhat ache packages diye hen lekin me Ufone ki bat nai ker raha!
Muna: to phir?
Ladoo :me to mobilink ki bat ker raha hun
Muna: are us k to rates vahi he abhi tak
Ladoo :lekin tum ne shayad us ka naya add dekha nai he
Muna: han shayad
Ladoo :kya zabardast chez nikali he unhon ne
Muna: kya
Ladoo :ab tum sub kuch hot and in stuff is se malum ker sakte hou chahe fashion ho ya aur kuch
Muna: lekin
Ladoo :han han me janta hun k us me per sms 2 plus tax he
Muna: lekin
Ladoo :han han muje malum he k ye service djuice me bhi he
Muna: lekin
Ladoo :are han yar muje malum he k us me star of the month bhi he
Muna: lekin
Ladoo :han han muje malum he k muje call kerne k lie phir warid ya telenor lagani paregi
Muna: lekin
Ladoo :kya lekin lekin ker raha he yar ? seedha seedha bol na k tere pas nai he
Muna: nai yar lekin ladooo vo to sirf ladies k lie he us pe likha hota he Mobilink offers Ladies First!!
Ladoo :oh no yar tumhe pehle batana tha na
Muna: tum sun kab rahe they !!???

Chines VS English

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I’m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But
what’s this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan was
involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being
sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital,
then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t
have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I’m Saw Lee.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Got It!

Have a Nice Day!

Dawn Advertisments On Independence Day

These are all advertisments appeared in 14th August 2006 DAWN. They all look very nice and beautifull in colourfull in green and white colour. Some pictorials are beyond the Pakistani-Pan but surely I endorse them all.
Click each to enlarge.

Independence SMS

So here is it the another innovative post to Celeberate 14th August. Send these sms messages to your loved ones to cherish them on the day of your beloved country.

• Na zuban se,
  Na nigahon se,
  Na dimag se,
  Na rango se,
  Na greeting se,
  Na gift se,
  Aapko “Jashne Azadi Mubarak” direct dil se
• Today we are miles apart
  but I wanna reach across the miles
  and say i’m thinking of you in a very special way
  happy independence day
• Some things just can’t be expressed in words
  Some people just can’t be lived without
  Love can speak volumes even when words cant
  So all iam going to say is ..
  I love u .
  Happy Independence Day sweetheart
• Dear subscriber,

  Your validity for taking a bath expires on this 14th August.

  Kindly recharge the validity by taking a bath to avoid, khujli, dandruff, maeil, and badbooo …

  So wish you a happy independence day

• Wishing You A Wonderful
  Super-Duper – Zabardast
  Xtra-Badiya – Xtra Special
  Ekdum Mast n Happy
  Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas
  *Happy Independence Day*
• I have someting for u.
  Close ur eyes:

  1
  2
  3
  4
  5
  6
  …
  …
  …

  CHEATER!!!

  U didn’t close ur eyes.
  So nothing 4 u Exept
  My sincerity my love & prayers Happy Independence Day

• Our life is full of Colors …
  I hope this 14th August will add more colors to your life

  Happy Independence Day

Now you can also subscribe to my Blog

Simply click on the button at top-right side and get subscribed. I was about to put here a worthy reason to do but I can’t. So choice is yours.

What happens when an insect falls into a cup of coffee..

The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good.

The American: will get the insect out and drink the coffee.

The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.

The Israeli will:

(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.

(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.

(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.

(4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights.

(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee.

(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.

(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electrity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.

(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.

(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century.

(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.