Illegal Google Adsense
June 28, 2006
Hava a look at here what a trick they have put together to get some bucks from Google Adsense.
But I am not sure that its Illegal or not !! Any body have an Idea ?
…..شاید کبھی
June 27, 2006
شاید کبھی خلوص کو منزل نہ مل سکے
وابستہ ھے مفاد ہر اک دوستی کے ساتھ
احمد ندیم قاسمی
Quote
June 27, 2006
Don’t find fault, find a remedy. - Henry Ford
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Baby Beckham
June 22, 2006
My First Urdu Post
June 20, 2006
میری پہلی اردو پوسٹ کی کوشش؟یھ دوستی کے رشتے بھی عجیب ھوتے ھین
سب اپنے نصیب ھوتے ھین
رھتے ھین جو نگھاوں سے دور
وھی دل کے قریب ھوتے ھین
Ye dosti ke risthe bhi ajeeb hote haiSab apne apne naseeb hote hai
Rehte hai jo nighao se dur
Wahi dil ke kareeb hote hai
I TAG: Asma, بیاض What Am I ,میں کیا ہوں
Football Fever but I am not sick
June 20, 2006
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Blog’s in TV Adverts
June 19, 2006
Today, I dont why I am so happy to hear the word blog in a Sunsilk advert, Gang of Girls in which via GANG BLOG,offering girls (i mean only girls) to set-up a blog though I know, you know, we all know its a part of advertising and to just increase their clients but somehow blogs have managed to offer a duty to connect many like mind people once again !
But It was the first time when I heard the word Blog on TV in a non-computer show MTV Mobbed (though a motorola advert show), offering users to get a personalised blog to share their expriences with motorola mobiles. Earlier it was a BBC computer oriented, informative show Click Online which now has been named Click (dont know why), showing the whole phenomenon of blogs, blogosphere with a reference to Blogger.com, Live Journal, Type Pad.
But I am sure there are more of such kind, anyone knows any ?
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Google Trends is Fake
June 16, 2006
After reading a very ingenious discussion at karachi metblog about Google Trend’s results listing the Pakistan most sex-starved. More or less its very devastating to the image of Pakistan and as far as the google’s engineered results I totally agree because it’s not first time Google have appeared to make such a mistake but it fails again to dodge the subtle people, as Google Trends is Fake.
But I think Pakistan need its own one-in-all portal similar to Google offering nearly every thing to its netizens !!
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Pakistan most sex-starved-A Survey
June 15, 2006
WASHINGTON: Google, the world’s most popular Internet search
engine, has found in a survey that mostly Muslim states seek access to
sex-related websites and Pakistan tops the list. Google found that of
the top 10 countries – searching for sex-related sites – six were
Muslim, with Pakistan on the top. The other Muslim countries are Egypt
at number 2, Iran at 4, Morocco at 5, Saudi Arabia at 7 and Turkey at
8. Non-Muslim states are Vietnam at 3, India at 6, Philippines at 9 and
Poland at 10.
Avove Text Taken From : Daily Times
Following comments can be read here !! (ORKUT LOGIN NEEDED)
But what others say when this suvey was put forward to them, her they are !
Mapother :
Kind of a skewed number dont you think?If they go by
percentage of people per population, then the US might get a LOT more
people going there than Pakistan-but they might form a lot smaller
percentage of the overall population.But, with that being said, I am NOT surprised.
ashraf :
People in the west dont have to come to internet for such a desire. So there is not much difference in the “sex starvation”
Haroon:
and all the credit goes to indian tv channels and their new movies showing not so needed skin and masti.
Umair:
And then lack of “oportunity” in addition to what Haroon points…And of course late marriages !
Aquaris:
Search google trends for Sex http://www.google.com/trends?q=Sexand you will find…Chennai and Dehli at No #2 and No #3 respectively..
L a h a s i l : the only reason y muslim countries r on top is bcz of lake of
availabilty of prostitution! and the law imposed according to relegion,
rightly oppose to western countries! where having one night stand is
not such a big deal or problem…when
it comes to masses… to blow the frustrations they use internet! the
only reason y nonmuslim countries r not there is bcz everything is
available openly! wat everybody doing openly they just try to find on internet! wats the big difference!???
اسامۀ :
L a h a s i l , so what u mean is that pakistanis are sexually starved because there is a lack of prostitutes in the country !! you have got to be either really dumb or too masoom to make such a statement..
and the list continues…..
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“They’re Made out of Meat” By Terry Bisson
June 14, 2006
May many of you read had a read of this award winning piece of work but what about those (like me) who have just started reading net stuff….
“They’re Made out of Meat”
By Terry Bisson
“They’re made out of meat.”
“Meat?”
“Meat. They’re made out of meat.”
“Meat?”
“There’s no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts
of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all
the way through. They’re completely meat.”
“That’s impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars?”
“They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don’t come from them. The signals come from machines.”
“So who made the machines? That’s who we want to contact.”
“They made the machines. That’s what I’m trying to tell you. Meat made the machines.”
“That’s ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You’re asking me to believe in sentient meat.”
“I’m not asking you, I’m telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in that sector and they’re made out of meat.”
“Maybe they’re like the orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a meat stage.”
“Nope. They’re born meat and they die meat. We studied them for several
of their life spans, which didn’t take long. Do you have any idea
what’s the life span of meat?”
“Spare me. Okay, maybe they’re only part meat. You know, like the weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside.”
“Nope. We thought of that, since they do have meat heads, like the
weddilei. But I told you, we probed them. They’re meat all the way
through.”
“No brain?”
“Oh, there’s a brain all right. It’s just that the brain is made out of meat! That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you.”
“So … what does the thinking?”
“You’re not understanding, are you? You’re refusing to deal with what I’m telling you. The brain does the thinking. The meat.”
“Thinking meat! You’re asking me to believe in thinking meat!”
“Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat.
The meat is the whole deal! Are you beginning to get the picture or do
I have to start all over?”
“Omigod. You’re serious then. They’re made out of meat.”
“Thank you. Finally. Yes. They are indeed made out of meat. And
they’ve been trying to get in touch with us for almost a hundred of
their years.”
“Omigod. So what does this meat have in mind?”
“First it wants to talk to us. Then I imagine it wants to explore
the Universe, contact other sentiences, swap ideas and information. The
usual.”
“We’re supposed to talk to meat.”
“That’s the idea. That’s the message they’re sending out by radio. ‘Hello. Anyone out there. Anybody home.’ That sort of thing.”
“They actually do talk, then. They use words, ideas, concepts?”
“Oh, yes. Except they do it with meat.”
“I thought you just told me they used radio.”
“They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat
sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat, it makes a noise? They
talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by
squirting air through their meat.”
“Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much. So what do you advise?”
“Officially or unofficially?”
“Both.”
“Officially, we are required to contact, welcome and log in any and all
sentient races or multibeings in this quadrant of the Universe, without
prejudice, fear or favor. Unofficially, I advise that we erase the
records and forget the whole thing.”
“I was hoping you would say that.”
“It seems harsh, but there is a limit. Do we really want to make contact with meat?”
“I agree one hundred percent. What’s there to say? ‘Hello, meat.
How’s it going?’ But will this work? How many planets are we dealing
with here?”
“Just one. They can travel to other planets in special meat
containers, but they can’t live on them. And being meat, they can only
travel through C space. Which limits them to the speed of light and
makes the possibility of their ever making contact pretty slim.
Infinitesimal, in fact.”
“So we just pretend there’s no one home in the Universe.”
“That’s it.”
“Cruel. But you said it yourself, who wants to meet meat? And the
ones who have been aboard our vessels, the ones you probed? You’re sure
they won’t remember?”
“They’ll be considered crackpots if they do. We went into their
heads and smoothed out their meat so that we’re just a dream to them.”
“A dream to meat! How strangely appropriate, that we should be meat’s dream.”
“And we marked the entire sector unoccupied.”
“Good. Agreed, officially and unofficially. Case closed. Any others? Anyone interesting on that side of the galaxy?”
“Yes, a rather shy but sweet hydrogen core cluster intelligence in
a class nine star in G445 zone. Was in contact two galactic rotations
ago, wants to be friendly again.”
“They always come around.”
“And why not? Imagine how unbearably, how unutterably cold the Universe would be if one were all alone …”
The End
This story originally appeared in Omni April 1991 and was nominated for the Nebula Award. It is taken from the collection ‘Bears Discover Fire’, available here. You can find out more about Terry Bisson on his website.
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